Hola Muchachos!!! My name is Mike and I'm here to say weird stuff to you.
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You finally made it! Welcome to the OFFICIAL website of Mike Simpson.
I don't want you to be confused by all of those imitator "Mike Simpson" sites out there.
In the next few pages, I will tell you my life story, expose myself physically, coerce you into buying stuff, and hopefully make you giggle a time or two.
Welcome aboard, Cap'n!
Don't want to beat around the bush?
Head over to my Contact page and make magic happen. I'll be waiting!